LOL. Great last paragraph, Tom. Even as a Pittsburgh resident, I can say I hate the terrible accent (everyone knows I do not speak it).
Tom, that was a great post. Also, some things tthat I have noticed:
On the DEMME1 (NESTO) 28L Transition, the STAR has the planes depart STILR (There's the accent working) Heading 070, which could mess you up when you are busy. You could say this instead: "UAL328, PIT APP, Fly the Runway 28L Transition, Depart STILR Heading 360. Here's a diagram:
